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During ze fifz yer, ze uncesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer
kombinations of leters.After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli
sensibl styl. Zer vil be no mor tubls or difikultis and everivun
vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer.Подробнее
Это конечно прикольно, но вот пример из реальной жызни:
Sample text in Scots
The Scots Leid Associe wis foondit in 1972 an ettles tae fordle Scots in leeteratur, drama, the media, eddication an in ilka day uiss. Akis Scots wis ance the state langage o Scotland, it's a vailid pairt o wir heirskip an the associe taks tent tae the fact that it shoud can tak its steid as a langage o Scotland, alang wi Gaelic an Inglis.
Translation
The Scots Language Society was founded in 1972 and exists to promote Scots in literature, drama, the media, education and in every day usage. Since Scots was once the state language of Scotland, it is a valid part of our heritage and the society recognises that it should be able to take its place as a language of Scotland, along with Gaelic and English.
http://www.omniglot.com/writing/scots.htm
Это тебе только так кажется. Вот примеры: 
