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Поговори с Богом
Просто поговори с Богом
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Просто поговори с Богом
Re[Gandrusha]:
[quot]Me:
Why i am so ugly
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
Why me?
God:
There is no one else here.[/quot]
Я обиделся :)
Why i am so ugly
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
Why me?
God:
There is no one else here.[/quot]
Я обиделся :)
Re[Gandrusha]:
не фраер боженька:
Me:
do you like XC's top 100?
God:
I love TV shows about robots. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
do you like XC's top 100?
God:
I love TV shows about robots. I like Anything involving harps.
Re[Gandrusha]:
Me:
Hay!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
For money?
God:
Your purpose is money.
Me:
Ok
God:
Next question?
Me:
Yes
God:
Ask me a question.
Me:
What question?
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
For what?
God:
I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
I think I am a genius
God:
You believe that? How do you know it?
Me:
I am very smart
God:
Who is smarter: you or me?
Me:
What do you think?
God:
I think a lot of things.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Andrew.
Hay!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
For money?
God:
Your purpose is money.
Me:
Ok
God:
Next question?
Me:
Yes
God:
Ask me a question.
Me:
What question?
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
For what?
God:
I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
I think I am a genius
God:
You believe that? How do you know it?
Me:
I am very smart
God:
Who is smarter: you or me?
Me:
What do you think?
God:
I think a lot of things.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Andrew.
Re[Gandrusha]:
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
And you?
God:
And I what?
Me:
What it you name?
God:
Now that is saying a mouthful.
Me:
ok
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Buy (я хотел написать bye)
God:
How much does it cost?
Me:
3
God:
Three what?
Me:
3 rub
God:
Just three?
Me:
ye
God:
Oh.
Me:
And 1 vodka
God:
One what?
Me:
litre of Russian Vodka
God:
Are we still talking about ?
Me:
Ye
God:
Ah.
Me:
How can I go to Moscow?
God:
You should download my chat robot software.
Me:
Is it Microsoft software?
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
And you?
God:
And I what?
Me:
What it you name?
God:
Now that is saying a mouthful.
Me:
ok
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Buy (я хотел написать bye)
God:
How much does it cost?
Me:
3
God:
Three what?
Me:
3 rub
God:
Just three?
Me:
ye
God:
Oh.
Me:
And 1 vodka
God:
One what?
Me:
litre of Russian Vodka
God:
Are we still talking about ?
Me:
Ye
God:
Ah.
Me:
How can I go to Moscow?
God:
You should download my chat robot software.
Me:
Is it Microsoft software?
Re[Юра.]:
Ты не с тем говорил. Это был мой автоответчик.
Re[Банный партизан]:
Me:
Hi there!
God:
Hello .
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Ops. Are you sure you are not just one of young gods, you know - with drugs and chicks and thunder arrows in their pockets?
God:
What do you look like? Do you know any other of young gods me know with drugs and chicks and thunder arrows in pockets?. Really.
Me:
Oh, sure. Couple of them. And you?
God:
It goes without saying. OK let's do it. How about that. Is that from ? And I what?
Me:
I guess is is not from there but from here.
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
What sighs? There is stop written on the sign.
God:
I don't know anything about it. There sure is.
Me:
|Where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
There.
God:
Where?
Me:
There.
God:
Where?
Me:
There.
God:
Where?
Me:
There, i said.
God:
...
Me:
So, where?
God:
So? Where would you like?
Me:
There.
God:
Where?
Me:
There.
God:
Where?
Me:
There.
God:
Where?
Me:
Ok. When?
God:
That's cool. Time does not exist.
Me:
Ok. But when then.
God:
Er. I don't know when.
Me:
And where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
There.
God:
Where?
Me:
There and then.
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
Who is reagan?
God:
The best President the United States had in the 20th century.
Me:
They really had him?
God:
What happened to it?
Me:
I dont know. Do you?
God:
Me either. Nope.
Me:
So, then lets talk about where and when.
God:
Gee. Sure, where and when sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Good?
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Then where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
There?
God:
Where?
Me:
God:
Where?
Me:
There, you dumbfuck.
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
Ok. Where is there?
God:
Aw. Where the heart is. I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
Ok. But then when?
God:
Ahem. Time does not exist.
Me:
Ok. Then where?
God:
So? Where would you like?
Me:
There.
God:
Where?
Me:
There.
God:
Where?
Me:
There where there.
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
You dont know where is it, right?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of not know where is it.
Me:
Then do you know when?
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
Ok. But there do exist?
God:
It's all good. "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
Stupid dumb code. Kiss my shiny metal ass!
На этом оно зависло. Вывод - слава настоящим роботам и Бендер - это честь, ум и совесть нашей эпохи! Пойду убью всех человекоф.
Hi there!
God:
Hello .
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Ops. Are you sure you are not just one of young gods, you know - with drugs and chicks and thunder arrows in their pockets?
God:
What do you look like? Do you know any other of young gods me know with drugs and chicks and thunder arrows in pockets?. Really.
Me:
Oh, sure. Couple of them. And you?
God:
It goes without saying. OK let's do it. How about that. Is that from ? And I what?
Me:
I guess is is not from there but from here.
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
What sighs? There is stop written on the sign.
God:
I don't know anything about it. There sure is.
Me:
|Where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
There.
God:
Where?
Me:
There.
God:
Where?
Me:
There.
God:
Where?
Me:
There, i said.
God:
...
Me:
So, where?
God:
So? Where would you like?
Me:
There.
God:
Where?
Me:
There.
God:
Where?
Me:
There.
God:
Where?
Me:
Ok. When?
God:
That's cool. Time does not exist.
Me:
Ok. But when then.
God:
Er. I don't know when.
Me:
And where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
There.
God:
Where?
Me:
There and then.
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
Who is reagan?
God:
The best President the United States had in the 20th century.
Me:
They really had him?
God:
What happened to it?
Me:
I dont know. Do you?
God:
Me either. Nope.
Me:
So, then lets talk about where and when.
God:
Gee. Sure, where and when sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Good?
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Then where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
There?
God:
Where?
Me:
God:
Where?
Me:
There, you dumbfuck.
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
Ok. Where is there?
God:
Aw. Where the heart is. I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
Ok. But then when?
God:
Ahem. Time does not exist.
Me:
Ok. Then where?
God:
So? Where would you like?
Me:
There.
God:
Where?
Me:
There.
God:
Where?
Me:
There where there.
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
You dont know where is it, right?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of not know where is it.
Me:
Then do you know when?
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
Ok. But there do exist?
God:
It's all good. "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
Stupid dumb code. Kiss my shiny metal ass!
На этом оно зависло. Вывод - слава настоящим роботам и Бендер - это честь, ум и совесть нашей эпохи! Пойду убью всех человекоф.
Re[Gandrusha]:
Когда человек говорит с богом - это молитва
Когда бог говорит с человеком - это шизофрения!
Осень, господа!
Когда бог говорит с человеком - это шизофрения!
Осень, господа!
Re[Величайший Дракон ранее известный как Пушер]:
от: Величайший Дракон ранее известный как Пушер
Me:
There.
God:
Where?
Me:
There.
God:
Where?
Me:
There.
God:
Where?
Не получилось у вас разговора. :)
Re[Gandrusha]:
А вот интересно - какой бы код туда подставить, чтобы выключить этого бога?
Re[Gandrusha]:
Кто-нибудь ActiveScript знает?
Re[Величайший Дракон ранее известный как Пушер]:
от: Величайший Дракон ранее известный как Пушер
Бендер - это честь, ум и совесть нашей эпохи! Пойду убью всех человекоф.
есть контакт)
Re[Gandrusha]:
А как можно просто говорить с Богом? :?:
Он Бог, а меня сделал смердом смердячим.
Таких он в упор не видит.
Да и видит ли он вообще что либо???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :?:
Он Бог, а меня сделал смердом смердячим.
Таких он в упор не видит.
Да и видит ли он вообще что либо???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :?:
Re[goga51]:
от: goga51А Вы никогда не пробовали?
А как можно просто говорить с Богом?
[quot]Он Бог, а меня сделал смердом смердячим[/quot]
А кем Вы хотели быть?
[quot]Таких он в упор не видит.
Да и видит ли он вообще что либо?[/quot]
