Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It"sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro.""Vot do you mean it"s illegal?" asks the German driver."Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official."Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile" the Germans retort unbelievingly."Look at ze papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons.""You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer.“Quattro meansa four. You have fivea people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law."The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!""Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can"ta come. He"sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
Про машины
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:D
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БОЙАНЪ! Но смешно :) Было еще про итальанцев в отеле :)
One day ina gonna Detroit to a bigga hotel. Inna morning i go down to breakfast. I tella the waitress i wanna two pisses of toast. She bringa me one piss. I tella two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna two piss onna plate. She say you better no piss onna the plate, you sonna a bitch.
Later i go out to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress bring back me a spoon and knife and no fock. I tell her i wanna fock. She tells me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better no fock onna table, you sonna a bitch.
So i go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. I calla the manager and tell him I wanna shit. He tells me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna shit onna the bed. He say you better not shit onna the bed, you sonna a bitch.
I go to the check-out and the man at the desk say " Peace on you ", I say " piss onna you too you sonna a bitch, I gonna back to Italy ".
One day ina gonna Detroit to a bigga hotel. Inna morning i go down to breakfast. I tella the waitress i wanna two pisses of toast. She bringa me one piss. I tella two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna two piss onna plate. She say you better no piss onna the plate, you sonna a bitch.
Later i go out to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress bring back me a spoon and knife and no fock. I tell her i wanna fock. She tells me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better no fock onna table, you sonna a bitch.
So i go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. I calla the manager and tell him I wanna shit. He tells me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna shit onna the bed. He say you better not shit onna the bed, you sonna a bitch.
I go to the check-out and the man at the desk say " Peace on you ", I say " piss onna you too you sonna a bitch, I gonna back to Italy ".
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А-а-а, теперь понятно откуда у "Формулы-1" название появилось!
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Омереканский Олбанский?
Смешно.
Смешно.
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Что-то мне этот езык напоминает :?:
